This particular note is about having some of your personal info being searched on urbandictionary, I find the answers really hilarious, so there I go doing in now:
Instructions
Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you. I guarantee you're gonna find some pretty hilarious results.
1) Your name:
Michelle
Hebrew meaning "like God"...michelle's are often Leo's, astonishingly gorgeous, very athletic, dark hair and usually curly/waivy/thick, another thing is that almost all Michelle's have similar noses.
guy#1. "man that girl was hot and good in bed"
guy#2. "must've been named Michelle"
guy#1. "how'd you know?"
guy#2. "..."
2) Your age-
24
24, The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert.
I had all kinds of work to do, but I decided to watch 24 instead.
3) One Of Your Friends-
Yvonne
you are amazing,rad, scene,
Brittany came up to Fred and told him how Yvonne she was
This is not as funny as the 2nd & 3rd definition I got:
- Yvonne
French-ass name
OH YVONNE, That's a French-ass name, YVONNE!
- Yvonne
To Yvonne is to possess an uncurable fetish of candy while having an irritating upbeat attitude that resembles those of little lolicon girls that you find in anime or hentai.
Coincidentally, you will also find yourself infecting your computer with uncontrollable amounts of viruses.
"Oh crap, I just yvonned my computer."
"Stop acting like such a Yvonne~! What would Kris and Emilio say? Don't you dare anger the mexican christ."
4) What should you be doing-
Working
A term to describe the tedious and boring indentured servitude that most people are forced to endure to get money. Generally, not a pleasant experience.
"No, I can't come to the party tonight. I'm working late."
5) Favorite colour-
Blue
The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
The sky is blue.
6) Birthplace-
Penang
One of the great mysteries of life, penang is the predominant (or soon to be predominant) term for a vagina. You know, a pussy. A meat taco. Poonany. Fill in what slang you will; it won't feel as satisfying as using "penang". Penang is more than just an anatomical fact. It is a way of life. Loved by almost all men on earth (and statistically 3 out of every 10 women), It has spawned books, plays, music, not to mention the entirety of creation. Seriously, penang is more accomplished than Martha Stewart post-indictment.
Used most frequently in concert with the ever popular boba, when referring to other equally awesome parts of the female anatomy. May also be used as an expletive, but this should only occur when all other words fail to suffice in expressing your anger/shock/amazement/joy.
"My penang itches."
"Why won't anyone love my penang?"
"Daammn, will you look at the bobas on that girl! I'd like to rock her penang."
7) Month of your birthday-
April
a female of wise words. Often regarded as a "panda" person. These types of females are very energetic and friendly, and when you see these types of girls down, you feel down too.
hey, dont feel so down. Thats not very april of you.
2nd definition:
derived from a month, used by parents who lacked creativity at the time of their daughters arrival
'gee, i just gave birth, what month is it again?... April you say..'
8) Last person you spoke to-
Melissa
Melissa is a Greek name.
In Greek, it means "honey bee."
In Persian, it means "red rose."
The feminine version of "Melisseus", legendary "King of Crete."
In mythology, it is the name of a princess of Crete who was changed into a bee after she learned to collect honey.
Melissa is a princess name.
2nd Definition:
Hottest girl in the known universe
likes taking it from behind
wow, you look like melissa
9) One of your nicknames:
Ni Ni
Pronouced: Nie Nie
A friendly, yet unsexual, way of messing around with a fellow friend by taking your hand and shoving it as far up into the ass as it can go and then rotating it so that the hole is feeling intense pressure so that it forces the person being ni nied to squeze their butt muscles together and succomb to the host. This is all done with clothes on.
"If you annoy me one more time, I am going to come over there and give you a ni ni!"
"I heard last night that she got totally ni nied!"
Hahahahahahahahahahaha it cracks the hell out of me
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