Nonsense in Myspace

What is the oddest email/messages you have received?

We all received numerous spams all the time, from someone in Nigeria needing help to transfer funds to some vigra pills promo.

Some may have know that I have a myspace account, I do go there often as my guy has one account too, so very well you know what I am doing there hahaha spy-ing on him hahahaha I do make some good musician friends from around the world, especially indie bands. Funny enough, I get a lot of crazy messages in my myspace inbox.

Messages such as:
1. Hi, you are very beautiful. Can we be friends?
- Are you becoming my friend just only because I am pretty???

2. Hi, wanna try a big cock?
- What the heck is this??
- and when you say no, or you seen bigger ones than his, he would ask you to try it for yourself to know his is the biggest and MOST satisfying of all. -_-

3. Hi, I read your profile and I like you. I am interested to spend a night with you. Let me know if you are interested. I am willingly to x amount of money for your one hour time. I just need someone to accompany me tonight.
- Quite interesting..
- Do I look like a prostitute to him??? NO!
- Did I stated a Price on my forehead??? NO!
- What’s wrong with these people??

4. Hi there, you have been hand picked to join this coming exclusive party. This party is very exclusive to only selected people with invitation. This party will be attended by rich bachelors who are studying in overseas and came back here for holiday. You can accompany them and all expenses will be paid including shopping. ……………………………………………………………………. The message goes on…
- This is even more interesting
- This is Prostitution! And I am being invited?? WTH!!

5. This just came in today:

Hello, am Ernest Mark from nigeria,but i will be in Malaysia next month i went through ur profile and really i love it, i wanna really know u better if u dont mind?i will appreciate it if we get along on yahoo ym or say msn? mine is be4real2010@hotmal.com be4real2010@yahoo.com and also thesame with MSN aswell,thanks,well am here for a serious relationship that could lead to a marriege, but really i hate players,am not saying u are, just been honest here, i will anticipate ur reply soon thanks and God bless u.

- -_- what’s wrong with these people??????????????????????????????
Enough said. Speechless..

Is myspace suppose to be some dating site? I thought all these while people been using it to promote their music and stuff? At least that is what I know of.